tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-197471472011-07-07T13:06:31.524-07:00SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1154388508225967432006-07-31T16:28:00.000-07:002006-07-31T16:28:28.470-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/1600/1done.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/400/1done.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />ssss<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-115438850822596743?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com42tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1151362356638955012006-06-26T15:51:00.000-07:002006-06-26T15:52:37.256-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/1600/tapesinterview-jpg.2.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/400/tapesinterview-jpg.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />testing<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-115136235663895501?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1149669282639384922006-06-07T01:30:00.000-07:002006-06-07T01:34:43.336-07:00<embed pluginspage="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/" src="http://media.revver.com/broadcast/28227/video.mov/14351" width="320" height="272" type="video/quicktime" autoplay="False" controller="True" cache="False" qtsrc="http://media.revver.com/broadcast/28227/video.mov/14351" kioskmode="False" scale="tofit" allowscriptaccess="never"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-114966928263938492?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1142665774298993922006-03-17T23:04:00.000-08:002006-03-17T23:09:34.316-08:00Hasty back-bumpum<br />whiliponpon<br />buzinjinfrest<br />and masefticated<br />jarmbled donk<br />baxbax shlorm<br />teyet drumple<br />z'alelulium bankty vispit<br /><br />man this is getting really difficult. that's the only thing that convinces me it's not pointless. maybe that makes no sense, but it's found its way into my heart.<br /><br />O! Onglish for another day...<br /><br />+joe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-114266577429899392?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1138779993047666912006-01-31T23:36:00.000-08:002006-01-31T23:46:33.056-08:00Beetle-delivery belt<br />rotation mexpert<br />hisbumple weej<br />parentrifical caballo<br />sloans perdue<br />fastiel vermpardo<br />jisstle mo'frisstle<br />delldum-missile red<br />theharrisbuerg plaidventure<br />9 isen framok<br /><br />ok, now I see that I'm digressing considerably, so I think it's time to quit.<br /><br />+joe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113877999304766691?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1137922671707456722006-01-22T01:28:00.000-08:002006-01-22T01:37:51.720-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">Now, a bit more on onglish--</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">Extended Onglish includes phrases comprised of real words that don't make any sense, whatsoever. No you know a lot about onglish, but not quite everything.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">Now, the list:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">My alphabet red</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">soap-bread banana head</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">his wallet freeze down</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">rastafari deliver</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">choke quiddle-whip</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">huynfer retimmel</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">nosenfrush extract</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">prusjman downcifer</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">higfly mazzoo</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">ripenbaum jaunglut</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">mortasillousing</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">dehk-lamar jine</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#999999;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113792267170745672?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1137746476011592532006-01-20T00:34:00.000-08:002006-01-20T00:41:16.020-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">portions regret six</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">manstable yush</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">leeronomous anching</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">baathershpilse montendo</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">xippollesque</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">quedlimish re-duxtable</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">hankazamer blimishe</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">rhils porgozovitz</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">montash ganash</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">...and foamsicle divergence</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">I realized something today. You may never find our little page here on a google search because we don't use many real words. so you'll never just be looking for something and stumble upon this site. oh well. maybe we should post hot meta-words like "mp3" or "warez" or "cheesemestable..."...hmmm.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#999999;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113774647601159253?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1137268120354840642006-01-14T11:43:00.000-08:002006-01-14T11:48:40.363-08:00Knifephix return<br />rollermastey duerpluunge<br />poveronomy<br />holdup jallistics<br />khwamtumblebrooke namary<br />tieselfus 6<br />wricha wrocha lollipop<br />hegmut brimmble<br />toast sprocket jamble<br />nothing biscuit<br />sacrificial lettuce<br /><br />there you are. a good mix of both simple and expanded onglish.<br /><br />+joe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113726812035484064?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134693429441167272005-12-15T16:36:00.000-08:002005-12-15T16:37:09.446-08:00It's been kind of a no-nonsense past 2 days for me. no sleep, lots of studying. hence, no list.<br /><br />+joe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113469342944116727?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134424228052884682005-12-12T13:41:00.000-08:002005-12-12T13:50:28.056-08:00Prancho Poodwang<br /><br />Rapshackle Shrimphank<br /><br />Gurtwaver Podpeeping<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113442422805288468?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Morton K. Shabazzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05028762095358726135noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134423509942667202005-12-12T13:17:00.000-08:002005-12-12T13:38:29.950-08:00Well, we are now finally a "we" with another contributer. Just one more to nab for my evil scheme to be complete. At any rate, here's the list:<br /><br />hughsville gallawnting messbroke<br />porperty mason 9<br />lipscum comberty dyllic<br />heckle rawnana<br />poinseesha<br />zerumple spokesman<br />fanyair upstombury<br />silvermanne villish thwelve<br />mouse smile limberton<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113442350994266720?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134351460565933402005-12-11T17:29:00.000-08:002005-12-11T17:37:40.573-08:00<span style="font-family:georgia;">Another day, another list:</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">regular q'tarson</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">homemine drysniff</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">ransletish moffat</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">cansulligan paroling monse</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">hartubeofit em</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">mounslung debbris</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">carposovitz dwelch</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">humble potatoe</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">ripsivowitz creamtucket</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">upperston McTonsil</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">randybrusher minx khaypish special</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">formatize your halfberries</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">direct microwave landslide</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">questionite ergosum</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">pilom'tum yillabradamme</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">magazort trumble</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">yilopprovitch handbag</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">...and...um... alummarmsy punt</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113435146056593340?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134293329385143302005-12-11T01:24:00.000-08:002005-12-11T01:28:49.393-08:00<span style="font-family:georgia;">mofaz denagerie</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">ponkilton morderbrid</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">hapshin oasis</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">putte-newfoundland</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">ranskeade bermeelia</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">thoughsario rex</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">candy-bike junction</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">kumpometer schlutz</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">brohmahsafid dubrai</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">panquillup joogray</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">any questions?</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113429332938514330?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134272687180970092005-12-10T19:27:00.000-08:002005-12-10T19:44:47.186-08:00Before we get to the next list, I'd like to let you in a bit more on how Onglish works. The most artful mashup contrasts two words or ideas that have no place together but whose sounds sound very natural. That way, the words sound like they could be real words, even though they aren't.<br /><br />Here is the second list:<br /><br />antwerp glasseater<br />strawberry evidence<br />jellybean bonanza<br />smallering ballast<br />smattering tuxedo-bulge<br />unclueful curmudgeon<br />dandiful moksha<br />rollicker sandish<br />eggson motif yellow<br />chunkerston molish<br /><br />I guess I could go on, but I feel like I'm staring to over-use some sounds, so I'll call it quits for now. If you have any onglish you'd liek to add, drop me a line at <a href="mailto:jszczepaniak@gmail.com">jszczepaniak@gmail.com</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Adios,</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113427268718097009?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19747147.post-1134222585129496362005-12-10T05:44:00.000-08:002006-06-03T00:22:59.863-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/1600/00background.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/400/00background.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/1600/0background.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/400/0background.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/1600/11background.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5703/1920/400/11background.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">Onglish is the words and phrases we make up by mashing stuff together. It is a delicate art. Allow me to demonstrate:</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">Onglish phrase: harpsichord gumdrops</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">Not-quite-Onglish phrase: jellybean sandwich</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">Do you see? Maybe you don't. No. You probably don't...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">But it doesn't matter. Here's the first list:</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">harpsichord gumdrops</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">winnowcake</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">bwuntalish</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">crab-apple waltz</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">dwindling fredsome</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">genuine banana paisley</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">stack dancing</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">hapshag cabaret</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">woven-fish</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">salmonite</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">rubber-truffle tango</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">fnyaed</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">and...ONGLISH!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">+joe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19747147-113422258512949636?l=onglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12560251734270468490noreply@blogger.com0